1st Dog is a Minnesota based American small business dedicated to bringing a touch of levity to the unpredictable and unsettling times we live in.

Whether you are an individual or a major corporation, surely you’re on the side of freedom and democracy. Taking over a country by force is NOT a “sensitive subject”. It is a clear violation of international law. This is not an issue which is resolved by censorship. There is world wide consensus affirming the right of free and democratic countries to exist. 

And besides, this is a fart pillow(!) The day you’re banned from selling a novelty flatulence device in the USA marketplace, that my friend is the day America’s grand experiment with democracy is over.

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